Naughty Unicorn

Naughty Unicorn desperately needed a stapler to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Naughty Unicorn always had with them a spade that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a spade is the thing to select.

Naughty Unicorn carried a melon that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Naughty Unicorn always kept a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Naughty Unicorn had a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be stunning. A can of Tango being the item selected.

Naughty Unicorn owned a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.