The Bum Loving Unicorn

The Bum Loving Unicorn desperately needed a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Unicorn always had with them a can of coke that they would often break. It might have been a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Unicorn needed a set square that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was stunning. A set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Unicorn searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Unicorn always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Unicorn owned a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It was a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.