The Confused Unicorn

The Confused Unicorn always carried a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Confused Unicorn craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Unicorn desperately desired a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awesome. A tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Unicorn always kept a mug that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Unicorn wanted a big sponge that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Unicorn searched for a sponge that they would worship. It would be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing selected.