Depressed Unicorn

Depressed Unicorn desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Unicorn desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

Depressed Unicorn owned a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was awesome. A cup was the thing that was selected.

Depressed Unicorn often carried a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Depressed Unicorn often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Unicorn found a cucumber that they sometimes break. It was a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.