A Horny Unicorn

A Horny Unicorn always carried a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was amazing. A bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Unicorn searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Unicorn always had with them a bottle of beer to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

A Horny Unicorn desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the item to select.

A Horny Unicorn owned a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Horny Unicorn looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.