The Eccentric Unicorn

The Eccentric Unicorn wanted a bat that they liked to demolish. It was a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Unicorn desired a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It is an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Unicorn often carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Unicorn searched for a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Unicorn found a condom that they would occasionally eat. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.

The Eccentric Unicorn carried a condom to embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a condom is the item to select.