The Blue Unicorn

The Blue Unicorn always carried a pen that they liked to drop. It might have been a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Unicorn searched for a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Unicorn wanted a vibrator to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was exciting. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Unicorn desperately needed a set of lego that they would throw. One might say this is an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Blue Unicorn owned a little monkey that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Unicorn searched for a condom that they would often play with. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.