Her Boring Unicorn

Her Boring Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Unicorn desired a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would eat. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Unicorn often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Boring Unicorn carried a computer that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a computer being the item selected.