The Cute Unicorn

The Cute Unicorn looked for a hat that they would hug. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a hat is the item to select.

The Cute Unicorn desperately searched for a computer that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Unicorn always had with them a dildo to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a funny idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Unicorn found a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. This seems a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Cute Unicorn wanted a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a different activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Unicorn always kept a ball that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.