His Crypting Unicorn

His Crypting Unicorn wanted a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Unicorn desired a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

His Crypting Unicorn desperately searched for a tomato that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

His Crypting Unicorn always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

His Crypting Unicorn desired a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Unicorn desired a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.