Their Bum Loving Unicorn

Their Bum Loving Unicorn wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally smash. It might be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Their Bum Loving Unicorn desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Unicorn desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Unicorn carried a mug that they would sometimes throw. It would have been an original approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Unicorn looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.