Her Angry Unicorn

Her Angry Unicorn craved for a condom to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Unicorn always carried a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.

Her Angry Unicorn desperately wanted a can of coke to break. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Unicorn desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Her Angry Unicorn had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Her Angry Unicorn owned a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bat being the thing selected.