His Boring Unicorn

His Boring Unicorn carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Boring Unicorn always carried a lava lamp that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Unicorn carried a toilet brush that they would often annihilate It is a funny exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

His Boring Unicorn desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to choose.

His Boring Unicorn needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

His Boring Unicorn found a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.