Their Lonely Unicorn

Their Lonely Unicorn desperately craved for a condom that they would sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

Their Lonely Unicorn looked for a stapler that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Their Lonely Unicorn craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Unicorn desperately searched for a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It would be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Unicorn always had with them a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Unicorn desperately needed a pen that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was chosen.