His Magical Unicorn

His Magical Unicorn desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

His Magical Unicorn always kept a wig that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

His Magical Unicorn desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

His Magical Unicorn searched for a pen that they would sometimes worship. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the item chosen.

His Magical Unicorn desired a stapler that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

His Magical Unicorn carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.