A Dodgy Unicorn

A Dodgy Unicorn desperately craved for a condom that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to choose.

A Dodgy Unicorn carried a cucumber that they would often break. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Unicorn desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a different action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Unicorn desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Unicorn desperately desired a sword that they would often embrace. It should have been a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Unicorn owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.