My Dodgy Unicorn

My Dodgy Unicorn desired a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Unicorn desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Unicorn desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a strange operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Unicorn searched for a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a new operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be entertaining. A condom is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Unicorn desperately needed a bag of poop that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

My Dodgy Unicorn found a little monkey to hug. This could be considered a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.