My Brainy Unicorn

My Brainy Unicorn always had with them a pen that they would often demolish. It might be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pen is the thing to choose.

My Brainy Unicorn desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

My Brainy Unicorn desperately desired a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Unicorn found a can of coke that they would often smash. It should have been a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

My Brainy Unicorn needed a helmet that they would sleep with. One might say this is a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be fun. A helmet being the thing opted for.

My Brainy Unicorn always had with them a vibrator to throw. This seems an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.