The Weary Unicorn

The Weary Unicorn often carried a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Weary Unicorn found a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Weary Unicorn desperately needed a hat that they would often drop. This seems a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Weary Unicorn searched for a teapot that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Unicorn wanted a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.