A Cheerful Unicorn

A Cheerful Unicorn had a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Unicorn carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

A Cheerful Unicorn desperately desired a cucumber that they would hug. It might have been a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Cheerful Unicorn looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. This seems a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

A Cheerful Unicorn desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often break. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

A Cheerful Unicorn craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.