His Yellow Unicorn

His Yellow Unicorn desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Yellow Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of beer to drop. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Yellow Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Unicorn found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

His Yellow Unicorn found a can of coke that they liked to drop. It was an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item selected.

His Yellow Unicorn craved for a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.