A Square Unicorn

A Square Unicorn always carried a teapot that they liked to experiment on. It would be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

A Square Unicorn looked for a dildo to experiment on. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. A pint of beer is the thing to select.

A Square Unicorn found a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was breathtaking. A ball is the item to opt for.

A Square Unicorn always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

A Square Unicorn searched for a porno magazine to smash. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.