My Orange Unicorn

My Orange Unicorn desperately craved for a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Orange Unicorn owned a CD player that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

My Orange Unicorn desperately wanted a condom to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A condom is the thing to select.

My Orange Unicorn desperately desired a bat that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was selected.

My Orange Unicorn owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

My Orange Unicorn always had with them a stapler that they would often play with. It was a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item chosen.