The Beautiful Unicorn

The Beautiful Unicorn desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Unicorn found a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Unicorn found a stapler that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was awesome. A stapler being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Unicorn carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It is an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be entertaining. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.