Tired Unicorn

Tired Unicorn desired a CD player that they would worship. It should be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Unicorn desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Unicorn owned a lava lamp that they would often hug. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is miraculous. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Unicorn desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Tired Unicorn had a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

Tired Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.