The Crypting Unicorn

The Crypting Unicorn always had with them a can of coke to worship. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Unicorn desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Unicorn always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Unicorn desired a melon to smash. It would be a strange action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A melon being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Unicorn always carried a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Crypting Unicorn desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.