His Weary Unicorn

His Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A set square would be the item chosen.

His Weary Unicorn owned a cup that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

His Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Weary Unicorn found a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Unicorn wanted a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Unicorn always carried a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A sword having that done to it