The Cute Unicorn

The Cute Unicorn always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Cute Unicorn looked for a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Unicorn wanted a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. It is a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Cute Unicorn craved for a lava lamp to hug. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Unicorn desperately needed a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Unicorn wanted a stretchman to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.