Her Lonely Unicorn

Her Lonely Unicorn always kept a can of Tango that they would annihilate One might find this to be an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Her Lonely Unicorn always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the item selected.

Her Lonely Unicorn desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Unicorn desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Her Lonely Unicorn always kept a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Unicorn always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.