His Yellow Unicorn

His Yellow Unicorn owned a CD player that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

His Yellow Unicorn searched for a bat that they would often demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

His Yellow Unicorn looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

His Yellow Unicorn needed a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Yellow Unicorn always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It would be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be stunning. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Yellow Unicorn desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It would be a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.