His Retarded Unicorn

His Retarded Unicorn desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Unicorn searched for a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. It might be a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Unicorn always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a new idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

His Retarded Unicorn owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Unicorn craved for a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Retarded Unicorn needed a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It should have been an odd thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.