The Big Unicorn

The Big Unicorn searched for a pint of beer that they would hug. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Unicorn always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. It would be a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Unicorn desired a teapot that they sometimes hug. It might be a strange thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Big Unicorn searched for a can of Tango to play with. This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Big Unicorn looked for a hat that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Unicorn searched for a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.