My Bum Loving Unicorn

My Bum Loving Unicorn searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Unicorn found a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Unicorn desired a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

My Bum Loving Unicorn desperately searched for a porno magazine to insert somewhere. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Unicorn needed a helmet to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Unicorn desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a bat is the item to opt for.