The Special Unicorn

The Special Unicorn always kept a wig that they would demolish. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

The Special Unicorn desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Special Unicorn needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Unicorn looked for a stapler that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Special Unicorn needed a ball that they would put on his head. It might have been a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen item.

The Special Unicorn wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.