Their Boring Unicorn

Their Boring Unicorn desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was fun. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Unicorn desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Their Boring Unicorn often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. This seems a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Their Boring Unicorn desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. This seems a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Their Boring Unicorn always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Unicorn craved for a bag of poop to drop. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it