A Foolish Unicorn

A Foolish Unicorn wanted a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

A Foolish Unicorn needed a helmet to play with. This is certainly an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

A Foolish Unicorn desperately looked for a bat to break. It was an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing selected.

A Foolish Unicorn found a stapler that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

A Foolish Unicorn looked for a dildo to play with. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A dildo is the item to select.

A Foolish Unicorn had a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.