A Depressed Unicorn

A Depressed Unicorn often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Unicorn often carried a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Honestly, a melon having that done to it

A Depressed Unicorn wanted a bottle of wine that they would hug. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Unicorn had a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Unicorn often carried a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Unicorn desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was amazing. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.