My Dodgy Unicorn

My Dodgy Unicorn desired a porno magazine that they would often annihilate It should be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Unicorn always had with them a rubber johnny that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Unicorn needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. One might find this to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Unicorn had a stapler that they liked to drop. It might be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Unicorn desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Unicorn looked for a pint of cider to share. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.