My Crazy Unicorn

My Crazy Unicorn desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

My Crazy Unicorn had a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

My Crazy Unicorn owned a crown that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Unicorn craved for a dildo that they sometimes demolish. It should be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

My Crazy Unicorn desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. This seems a weird idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

My Crazy Unicorn needed a radiator that they would often hug. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be awesome. A radiator was the item that was selected.