His Worrisome Unicorn

His Worrisome Unicorn desperately searched for a wig that they would often share. It should be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

His Worrisome Unicorn owned a hat that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

His Worrisome Unicorn searched for a sword that they would share. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

His Worrisome Unicorn always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Unicorn owned a bottle of coke to sleep with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Unicorn owned a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.