Their Boring Unicorn

Their Boring Unicorn owned a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A crown would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Unicorn desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Unicorn needed a wig that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Unicorn needed a stapler that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

Their Boring Unicorn owned a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Their Boring Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would eat. It should have been a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.