The Different Unicorn

The Different Unicorn had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Unicorn always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Different Unicorn often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Different Unicorn had a condom to put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

The Different Unicorn owned a pen that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Unicorn always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was awesome. A vibrator is the item that was chosen.