The Crypting Unicorn

The Crypting Unicorn desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It might be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Crypting Unicorn often carried a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be stunning. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Unicorn often carried a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Unicorn carried a bag of poop that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Unicorn found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. A Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Unicorn needed a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.