Ugly Unicorn

Ugly Unicorn found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a curious thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Ugly Unicorn desperately needed a melon that they would sit and look at. It would have been a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Unicorn desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be an original operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Ugly Unicorn desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Ugly Unicorn always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.