Their Boring Unicorn

Their Boring Unicorn looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Unicorn wanted a set square that they liked to worship. It might be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Unicorn always had with them a dildo that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Unicorn desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Their Boring Unicorn often carried a little monkey that they would annihilate It is considered to be a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Unicorn desperately needed a teapot to demolish. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.