My Purple Unicorn

My Purple Unicorn wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

My Purple Unicorn had a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

My Purple Unicorn owned a bag of poop that they would sleep with. This seems a strange thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.

My Purple Unicorn found a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Unicorn desired a cucumber to sit and look at. It should have been a different exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Purple Unicorn desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it