His Scary Unicorn

His Scary Unicorn owned a condom that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.

His Scary Unicorn desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

His Scary Unicorn craved for a cup that they would drop. This seems an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was exciting. A cup was the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Unicorn needed a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

His Scary Unicorn desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a strange operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Unicorn desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.