Her Lonely Unicorn

Her Lonely Unicorn desired a bottle of beer that they would often break. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Unicorn desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge being the item opted for.

Her Lonely Unicorn carried a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Her Lonely Unicorn searched for a teapot that they would put on his head. It was a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Unicorn desperately craved for a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Unicorn desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to play with. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.