Their Beautiful Unicorn

Their Beautiful Unicorn found a dildo that they would break. This could be considered a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Their Beautiful Unicorn desired a bottle of beer that they would throw. This could be considered an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Beautiful Unicorn had a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an original idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

Their Beautiful Unicorn owned a stapler that they would often drop. This could be considered a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Their Beautiful Unicorn always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Their Beautiful Unicorn always carried a CD player that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.