Their Gentle Unicorn

Their Gentle Unicorn had a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Unicorn always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Gentle Unicorn desperately needed a toilet brush to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Their Gentle Unicorn desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A ball is the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Unicorn found a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Unicorn desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.